So: either we can do our Obama-themed brunch in direct conflict to BARACK AND MICHELLE OBAMA, who will be appearing ten blocks away from our theater...
OR - we can shift the curtain time. So let's do the latter.
NEW TIME for the COLUMBRUNCH OHIO: 7pm
Yes, that makes it more of a Pancake Dinner Ohio, but that doesn't quite have the same ring.
So spread the word - 7pm CURTAIN.