On Phil Spector:
"I don't think he's guilty... They should never have sent him away. Whether he did it or not, we'll never know but if he'd just been a regular citizen, they never would have indicted him."
Oh, really? Phil Spector wore a fright wig and kept Ronnie Spector prisoner. That's not something regular citizens get the chance to do.
On unions:
"I realized I had been screwed by unions as much as I'd been helped by them."
So much for minimum wage and five day work weeks.
On Sarah Palin:
"I am crazy about her. Would she make a good candidate for president? I don't know but she seems to have succeeded at everything she put her hand to."
Like shooting wolves from a helicopter. I can't even.
Read the whole thing if you want your brain to die a painful death. Ugh. Everything is the worst.
*The opinions expressed in this post are Conkel's only, and not necessarily the opinions of Youngblood as a collective.