Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Winter Retreat: A Stream of Consciousness Approach

(R.J. and Graeme commit eco-murder in the name of Santa.)

"What am I gonna do with all this talent?" * Dumplings * "Babies eat baby food." * Brambles * Emily's basket of 32 chicken fingers * "Don't Think Twice, It's All Right" * a champagne toast * "Are they burning dogs next door?" * Hobo Deli * Cock Frenzy * "The old Jew displayed the silver pens as if they were his children." * first night of Chankuah * Annie's failed attempt to buy Emily's sweater * hot apple cider * Secret Santa * gay porn * The Wiz * a decapitated Indian with cactus testicles * Steven Segal's autograph * $10 from Sam * Schatz-Baker... someday. * taxi menorah * "Shut the door." * "Your quim is a tourist attraction." * Veggie chili & cornbread * Sendrow's Chanukah sing-along * "I wonder what Graeme is wearing right now?" * the needless murder of a pine tree * Emo-showtunes * the color of shit * "The Tour had begun." * egg nog * "Kevin, please don't let your last words be 'RJ!'" * The Philadelphia Druggist * "And I am telling you, I'm not going!" * Tumbo

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