Current Youngblooder Mike Lew:
Hey former Youngblooder Matt Schatz, look at this article about hipsters like Jessie Hemmons who cover public statues with knitting.
Former Youngblooder Matt Schatz:
I don't like it.
It looks kind of cool on the bull, but I don't like it. That Rocky statue used to be in front of the Spectrum. That's really where it belongs. But the Spectrum is gone. It's not all we've lost.
Someone should knit Jessie Hemmons' wrists together.
I don't like it. I'm sorry. I just don't.